Кошка и люди

2021.10.19 20:15 Gimaliya Кошка и люди

Печка у меня очень плохая. Вся моя семья завсегда угорает через нее. А чертов жакт починку производить отказывается. Экономит. Для очередной растраты.
Давеча осматривали эту мою печку. Вьюшки глядели. Ныряли туда вовнутрь головой. — Нету,— говорят.— Жить можно. — Товарищи,— говорю,— довольно стыдно такие слова произносить: жить можно. Мы завсегда угораем через вашу печку. Давеча кошка даже угорела. Ее тошнило давеча у ведра. А вы говорите — жить можно.
Председатель жакта говорит: — Тогда,— говорит,— устроим сейчас опыт и посмотрим, угорает ли ваша печка. Ежели мы сейчас после топки угорим — ваше счастье — переложим. Ежели не угорим — извиняемся за отопление. Затопили мы печку. Расположились вокруг ее. Сидим. Нюхаем.
Так, у вьюшки, сел председатель, так — секретарь Грибоедов, а так, на моей кровати,— казначей. Вскоре стал, конечно, угар по комнате проноситься. Председатель понюхал и говорит: — Нету. Не ощущается. Идет теплый дух, и только.
Казначей, жаба, говорит: — Вполне отличная атмосфера. И нюхать ее можно. Голова через это не ослабевает. У меня,— говорит,— в квартире атмосфера хуже воняет, и я,— говорит,— не скулю понапрасну. А тут совершенно дух ровный.
Я говорю: — Да как же, помилуйте,— ровный. Эвон, как газ струится. Председатель говорит: — Позовите кошку. Ежели кошка будет смирно сидеть, значит, ни хрена нету. Животное завсегда в этом бескорыстно. Это не человек. На нее можно положиться.
Приходит кошка. Садится на кровать. Сидит тихо. И, ясное дело, тихо — она несколько привыкшая. — Нету,— говорит председатель,— извиняемся. Вдруг казначей покачнулся на кровати и говорит: — Мне надо, знаете, спешно идти по делу. И сам подходит до окна и в щелку дышит. И сам стоит зеленый и прямо на ногах качается. Председатель говорит: — Сейчас все пойдем.
Я оттянул его от окна. —Так,— говорю,— нельзя экспертизу строить. Он говорит: — Пожалуйста. Могу отойти. Мне ваш воздух вполне полезный. Натуральный воздух, годный для здоровья. Ремонта я вам не могу делать. Печка нормальная.
А через полчаса, когда этого самого председателя ложили на носилки и затем задвигали носилки в каретку Скорой помощи, я опять с ним разговорился. Я говорю: — Ну, как? — Да нет,— говорит,— не будет ремонта. Жить можно.
Так и не починили. Ну что ж делать? Привыкаю. Человек не блоха — ко всему может привыкнуть. Мих. Зощенко
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